Relatable Tweets About How Annoying Brothers Are

Growing up with brothers is both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand,   it helps you know how to deal with men from an early age, teaches you how to fight and hold your own, and you'll always have someone to protect you if necessary. On the flipside, brothers are a total pain in the ass. They fight you, they tease you, and they fart all the damn time. Seriously—I'd know; I grew up with two of them. So if you also had the pleasure or displeasure of growing up with brothers, then you'll relate hard to these tweets.

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    Font - jenny t @jrtyszka ... one time in high school my brother took my car and CRASHED it, got it fixed and put it back in the driveway all within my 6hr school day and he kept it a secret for 4 years!!! i think that's the most sibling thing ever 6:14 PM · May 29, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 28.7K Retweets 1,546 Quote Tweets 256.9K Likes
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    Font - Karen Chee @karencheee my family grouptext is a great place for my parents n me to freely use 2-10 exclamation points at the end of every sentence and for my brother to send "Ok." as his sole sporadic response 3:26 PM · Jun 12, 2020 · Twitter Web App 22 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 957 Likes
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    Font - Jazzybum @Jazzybumblee Me: my brother is so annoying Someone else: your brother is annoying Me: Erm. Excuse me?!?! He is not! 9:15 PM · Apr 20, 2018 · Twitter for Android 1,300 Retweets 78 Quote Tweets 6,996 Likes
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    Font - Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz When I told my brother about my kids book, he successfully gaslit me into believing it was the exact plot of an obscure book we had loved as children that I had subconsciously ripped off and I panicked and almost cancelled the contract 8:30 PM · Nov 5, 2018 · Twitter Web Client 4 Retweets 81 Likes
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    Font - Kimberly @kkimberllyy_ Having a brother is fun until you hear "your brother is so cute" 7:10 AM Aug 23, 2019 Twitter Web App 210 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 507 Likes
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    Font - Luke Martial Matas Pog'Bruno. O @Ammarah_07 20 Having a brother really takes you to a different level of anger. 12:48 PM · Jul 15, 2020 · Twitter for Android 127 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 591 Likes
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    Font - Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz Once I said to my brother, "it's nice how we're not just siblings, we're best friends" and he said "nah we're siblings" 1:14 AM · Aug 13, 2018 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 98 Likes
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    Font - Vision Bored ... @VisionBored1 Once when I was 23 my brother left his weed in the bathroom so I told my mom and while she was yelling at him I took the weed for myself 11:05 PM · Feb 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 227 Likes
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    Font - nyc kelli @NYC_Blonde ... The thing about growing up with brothers is you can pretty much say anything related to poop without me even noticing. 9:04 PM · Jun 9, 2014 · Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets 110 Likes
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    Font - ayesha @1ayeshaaa ... having a brother builds character 1:36 AM · May 8, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 142 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 658 Likes
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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn ... [morning after my brother's bachelor party] Me: I'm never drinking again. Brother: Want a beer? Мe: Yes. 4:57 PM · Aug 2, 2019 Twitter for Android 145 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 4,708 Likes
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    Font - Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun Movie girl: [changing a tire] haha I have 2 brothers ;) Movie girl 2: [chugging a beer, welding a broken axel] 5 brothers Movie girl 3: [teaching a 1967 Chrysler Sebring how to throw a perfect football] 12 brothers 7:16 PM · Aug 13, 2018 · Twitter for Android 5,713 Retweets 186 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes
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    Font - The Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Sibling rivalry, or as my parents called it, "Stop choking your brother, he's turning blue" 7:21 PM · Nov 30, 2016 · Twitter for iPad 149 Retweets 47 Quote Tweets 242 Likes
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